Intro -- Be the champion of anything -- Shrimposter syndrome -- You are on artist and your art is ProCRAFTination -- Pom-Poms to pom(p) you up !!! -- Therapy can be a jug of beads -- Having one thousand soulmates? A craft !!! -- Being gay is actually a craft -- Holiday crafts, I guess -- Corn for some reason -- Be your own shitty craft club -- Acknowledgments -- About the author.