Includes two hilarious sports stories. In The chicken doesn't skate, when Milo's science project, Henrietta the chicken, becomes the hockey team's mascot and their only chance for a winning season, wild things happen at the South Middle School. In The toilet paper tigers, when his Little League team gets a coach who knows nothing about baseball, seventh grader Corey is dismayed to see the team taken over by the coach's pushy twelve-year-old granddaughter.